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Good News Extra Strength Watermelon Sweet Troches

GVB-8478EA · Batch B3759-8EA

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Extra Strength Watermelon Sweet Troches

Sativa Edibles Edibles Myrcene
4.2 1071 reviews

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Overview

Sativa · Edibles

Extra Strength Watermelon Sweet Troches is a sativa product from our edibles range. Commonly reported effects: relaxed and creative. Flavour notes: sweet, mint and sour.

About this format

Eaten rather than inhaled, so it passes through the liver first. Onset takes 30 to 120 minutes and the effect lasts far longer — usually four to eight hours. Dose once, then wait.

Product description

Extra Strength Watermelon Sweet Troches by Good News bring a fresh, juicy twist to your routine—bold in flavor, smooth in form, and built for moments when you want to feel more, without doing the most. Each troche melts cleanly under the tongue, releasing waves of classic watermelon flavor with a modern edge. Think sun-ripened fruit with a touch of candied coolness—sweet, slightly tart, and refreshingly mellow from start to finish. Formulated for those seeking a more amplified experience, these sublinguals are all about ease and impact. The onset is gradual yet noticeable, ideal for winding down with intention or leaning into low-key creativity.

Technical details

As stated on the label

No potency figure is stated for this item. We do not publish one we cannot source.

Dominant terpenes
Myrcene
Strain type
Sativa
SKU
GVB-8478EA
Batch
B3759-8EA

Every figure here is taken from the product’s own label data. Where a value is not stated for this item, no row is shown rather than an estimate.

How it feels

Typically reported as brighter and more heady.

How it tastes

Dominant terpenes
Myrcene

How to use

  1. 01

    Dosing

    Take the smallest marked dose, note the time, and do not take more for two hours — even if you feel nothing at all after one. Food in your stomach slows onset further, not the strength.

  2. 02

    How to use

    Cut to the marked portion rather than estimating, and take it with a little food. Put the rest back in its child-resistant packaging straight away — an unwrapped edible is indistinguishable from an ordinary sweet.

  3. 03

    Storage

    Keep it sealed, upright and out of direct light at 15–20 °C. Heat and light degrade cannabinoids faster than time does, and a warm windowsill will cost you more potency in a week than a cool cupboard will in three months. Out of reach of children and animals.

Important information

Keep out of reach of children and animals. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Not for use if pregnant or breastfeeding. Consult a physician if you take prescription medication.

Lab results

Batch B3759-8EA

Independently tested by an ISO 17025 accredited laboratory.

Analyte Result Action limit Status
Total THC ND — Pass
Total CBD ND — Pass
Pesticides ND Cat. I/II Pass
Heavy metals (Pb, Cd, Hg, As) ND Ph. Eur. Pass
Residual solvents ND ICH Q3C Pass
Microbials & mycotoxins Pass ISO 21527 Pass
Water activity 0.57 aw ≤ 0.65 aw Pass
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Tested: June 4, 2026 · Laboratory: [ACCREDITED LABORATORY]

Reviews

Based on 1071 reviews

4.2

1071 reviews

5★ 8%
4★ 62%
3★ 24%
2★ 3%
1★ 3%
  • M. Kowalski June 12, 2026 Verified purchase

    Exactly as described. The batch number on the packaging matched the certificate published here, which is the main reason I keep coming back.

  • A. Dubois May 30, 2026 Verified purchase

    Well packed and it arrived inside the stated window. The profile on the page is an honest description of what turned up.

  • T. Bergström April 18, 2026 Verified purchase

    Good value at this size. I would have liked a larger option, but no complaints about the quality.

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